They tell him, “Chuck, you’re getting too old
for this nonsense.” But,” he says, “metaphysics
are all I have to fall back on. That and the back-taxes from
last years royalties.” “Um, dude, that’s a debit, not a credit.”
“Precisely, that’s my point. I’m epistemologically untenable,
to sprout regaling through my veins, limbs, and marrow,
and make of me a circus freak, but a merry one.”
“But your declining years, and expanding waistline…”
“You have to trust me on this. When I was a wee lad -
tooting in the pond with the ducks and the blondes -
I thought there was more to life than this. Now I realize, there
is only THIS…” Chucks opens his hands to reveal a mirrorlike
point of light that expands to include his, their, mine, and your
consciousness. In a flash it fans out the the extremeties of
the cosmos, and disappears, leaving Chuck holding a fig leaf,
standing in front of busts of Meriwether Lewis, and Ellen
Denegeres.